English / German Motoring Terms
For those of you visiting Germany, some usefull motoring terms in general use.
| Bonnet | Pullnobundknucklechopper. |
| Puncture | Die phlattmitbludyfucken. |
| Exhaust | Spitsenpoppenbangentuben. |
| Learner | Die twatten mit ellplatze. |
| Windscreen Wiper | Der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder. |
| Foot Brake | Der edbangeronvindscreen stoppenquick. |
| Breathalyser | Die puffitinem furpistenarsen. |
| Seat Belt | Der klunkenkiliker fraulinetrapper. |
| Head Lights | Das Dippendontdazzleubastod. |
| Traffic Jam | Die Bluddiefukink dammundblast. |
| Near Accident | Der fukkinknearschitenselfen. |